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Rule No. 1When it is time to play fishing pole, you will be notified. Mostly, it is time to play fishing pole.

Rule No. 1You cannot be as fast as cats, because you are not cats. (See quantum nonlocality.)

Rule No. 1Your genitals will be stepped on.

Rule No. 1When it is time to get out of bed, you will be notified. Mostly, it is time to get out of bed.

Rule No. 1The bitings will be done mainly during the pettings of the belly. Or not.

Rule No. 1You will provide a basket.

Rule No. 1When the walkings take place, a harness will be permitted. Excessive pullings of the harness will not be permitted, however, and will be punished by escapement. (See #2) Later, your genitals will be stepped on.

Rule No. 1That thing you are doing there is interesting. It needs a cat butt in your face.

Rule No. 1Whatever is on the counter probably needs to be on the floor if it is too small and lacks traction. It will be put there.

Rule No. 1Nappings may be interrupted if it is time to play fishing pole, or your face needs a cat butt in it.